About me

Hi Ladies nice to me you, I'm Dawn and I turned 50 Feb 2025.  Yep, that's me the CEO of  dried-up vagina, my main goals are to cut costs, streamline operations, and maybe invest in a good moisturizer—because let’s face it, this company needs a serious overhaul! Welcome to my personal circus of perimenopause, where every day is a new act! One minute, I’m strutting around like a confident queen, and the next, I’m engulfed in a hot flash that feels like I’ve been transported to the Sahara Desert—who knew I signed up for this sauna experience? Meanwhile, my brain fog is so thick I can’t remember why I just walked into a room; I could’ve sworn I was on an important mission, but now I’m just standing there like a confused lost puppy. Oh, and let’s not forget the muscle aches and joint pains that make me feel like I’m auditioning for a role in “The Walking Dead.” My hands and feet cramp up as if they’re trying to send me a message in Morse code, but all I hear is “Welcome to the club!” And don’t get me started on the dried-up desert situation down there—seriously, I could use a miracle cream or maybe just a good laugh! At this point, I’m just grateful for the humor in the chaos, because if I didn’t laugh, I’d probably cry... or forget why I was upset in the first place!